Another icon and American legend has passed away on the heels of Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper. My 1986 JC Penny Microwave. After 24 years of faithful service, and in the middle of cooking dinner, my microwave just stopped. No power whatsoever.
It was purchased in the summer of 1986 by Sundee’s parents. They had it until 1991 when Sundee moved out of the house. Around 1994 my cheap compact microwave broke, so Sun gave me hers. I’ve been using it ever since. I used it in my house in Florida from 1994 to 2005, then drove it all the way to Colorado where it was my faithful companion from 2005-2010. Until tonight, it is no more.
Good night sweet prince. You will be missed.
Events that occurred during the life span of my Microwave:
Ollie North admitted to selling arms to Iran to help fund the Contras in Nicaragua.
The Berlin wall fell.
Lindsay Lohan was born.
The Chernobyl disaster occurred.
Haley’s Comet passed Earth.
Windows versions 2.1, 3.0, 3.1, 3.11, 98, ME, NT, XP, 2000, Vista, and 7 were released.
The Macintosh II was released.
Duke Nukem 3D was the biggest selling video game.
The release of the Evolution engine saved Harley-Davidson from going bankrupt.
Kim Jong-il became president of North Korea.
The World’s Trade Center was attacked and destroyed by terrorists.
The Mars rovers Spirit and Opportunity were conceived, designed, built and landed on Mars.
The microwave lives. Kim in her genius has revived it from the dead. “We’ve been cursed for delving into the mysteries of life, for it is an abomination.” — Victor Frankenstein.